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IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO RAISE A DISABLED CHILD, OR A TRANS CHILD, OR A GAY OR BI OR PAN CHILD, IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO LOVE AND SUPPORT YOUR CHILD UNCONDITIONALLY, DO NOT HAVE A CHILD.
it is 2014. there are no excuses left. (via callmeoutis)
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yep-that-tasted-purple’s 6.3k Follower Giveaway!
Thank you everyone for following and just overall being supportive! I’ve decided to do a giveaway to try and say thank you! ❤
There will be five winners, each winner will have a choice of one set! I only have one of each set so please don’t have your heart set on one set! (First come, first served.)
The sets are:
- Top: A Top Lane wristband along with a Riven sword keychain.
- Jungle: A Jungle wristband along with a Nautilus anchor keychain.
- Mid: A Mid lane wristband along with a Diana sword keychain.
- ADC: A ADC wristband along with a Draven axe keychain.
- Support: A support wristband along with a Nami staff keychain.
Rules:
- Must be following yep-that-tasted-purple
- Must be a active, non-giveaway blog.
- Must reblog once, likes don’t count.
- Messaging me begging won’t increase your chances.
The giveaway will end on the 15th September, two weeks time.
If you have any questions feel free to message me.
Please and thank you
When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”
The worst part is I missed the point and really want Cahones to be real.
Every time go to one the Hooter-type restaurants with my husband, I tell him exactly this!
Hi! I saw your request for penpals. How does a 33yr old mom of one in canada sound? :)
Sounds great! Regular email or here?
me with my American friend part 2
me: hey American friend i bought this football for you
American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah
I think you’re confusing “American” with “Southern”,lol
Hi everyone! It’s Tilly and Jesseca here and we’ve decided to do a giveaway with a bit of a twist; you don’t know what book you’re getting. Most of you have heard of the blind date with a book deal. You pick a book that’s wrapped up and you only have a vague description of said book. We decided this would be an interesting concept for a giveaway, so here we are! Details:
- Reblogs and likes count as entries, you can reblog as much as you like so long as you don’t spam your followers and no giveaway blogs.
- You must be following she-was-too-fond-of-books and tilly-and-her-books
- There will be 8 winners chosen at random and each winner will receive one book, we think this will give more people a chance! You will get to choose a book using the descriptions above and you will not find out what book you get until you receive it.
- We will be using The Book Depository for this giveaway, so please make sure they ship to your country!
- This giveaway ends October 15th, so you have quite awhile to reblog. We will be picking winners in the following days, please have your ask open, you have 48 hours to respond!
- You must be comfortable with giving either us your address.
- The books will be in paperback!
- We will reveal the titles of the book when the giveaway is done and the winers have revived them.
Any questions about the giveaway or us you message us here: she-was-too-fond-of-books (Jesseca) or tilly-and-her-books (Tilly)
I’ve just answered a few of the questions coming in and added it to the original post! I hope this helps 🙂 We’re so excited about this 😀
Fantasy please, if we can choose.
Exactly!
DO YOU EVER GET STRESSED OUT BECAUSE THERE’S SO MUCH MUSIC TO LISTEN TO
AND SO MANY SERIES TO FOLLOW
AND SO MANY BOOKS AND FANFIC TO READ
AND SO MANY SEASONS TO WATCH
unless you watch Sherlock
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
PRAISE!!! GO KERRY!!!
In worship!!!!
My soul has been cleansed
I felt the need to reblog this again because^^^^^^ all that. Whew. I luh her.
Ugh I wish she was my Mama.
Queen
😱😱😱
OHMYGOD hoooooow did I not know she’d done this?
Hello my name is Maya and I am 18 years old. Meaning that I am legal to be thrown out of the house as that I am now an legal adult. I HAVE been thrown out before and been barely lucky to be allowed back into the house. My mother has emotionally attacked me and told me to “go fuck yourself”, and recently tried to burn me. I have on occasion had to seek help from one of her friends or my own.
My mother is both mentally unstable and an alcoholic who is very verbally abusive towards myself and my brothers. She has on many accounts called me names, threatened me out of the house, and is the prime reason for my depression and suicidal tendencies now and in the past. I’ve lived under this abuse since I was 8 years old and enough is enough.
I also have no room. Whatsoever. I am sleeping on a COUCH in my brother’s room. No room for my personal items, no privacy, and it’s very demeaning.
(that’s my brother)
I am currently looking for employment since I’ve recently graduated from highschool and don’t have the funds to go to college yet. As of now my options are looking for a homeless shelter to try and escape my hostile household or build up funds to find a small place so that I can keep a healthy state of mind.
I want to get a cheap studio apartment somewhere in the Temecula/Menifee area and these donations will help to sustain myself for a few months until I can do so on my own.
I know it’s a lot to ask, but I really need some help.
I also do commissions:
I draw art for mainly Hetalia and Supernatural, but I am willing to do other fandoms, shows, book characters if asked.
(Welcome to Night Vale)
(Romano from Hetalia)
(Castiel from Supernatural)MORE Examples of my art:
http://fuckingtomatoes.tumblr.com/tagged/Maya’s-ArtI also write: http://fuckingtomatoes.tumblr.com/tagged/tomatowriting
More information on prices, contact me through my tumblr.
Signal Boosting would help me a lot and thank you for taking the time to read this ; u ;
Are you male or female?
Female
These cats rarely (never) get it wrong.
La La Latch (Sam Smith mash up) – Pentatonix.
Yes, good.
Loving this
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
A character can still be a great character without being a good person.
In fact, some of the best characters are terrible people.
Because a character’s worth should be based on how complex and interesting they are, not their morality if they were real.
Done and done.
(Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.)
You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.
I for one, think this is a major improvement. Look how empowered he is! And it’s relevant to the character as someone who is powered by the sun, he’d want to maximize the amount of sunlight he receives, right? It’s not like it makes sense for him to cover himself from chin to toe.
In fact, I think some strappy sandals might be an improvement.strappy high heeled sandals would increase his height making him closer to the sun. and if wonderwoman can fight in heels it can’t be that hard, right?
SO EMPOWERING
Felt a dire need to contribute to the hilarity.
look how self-assured he is. Truly a testa..ment to the rights men have in our modern society
Honestly if you’re a dude and you don’t like this costume either you’re jealous because you wouldn’t look like that in it or you just hate sex and think men should have to wear turtleneck sweaters and baggy cargo pants all the time and NEVER show ANY skin.
Is this the new Dr.Whoooooo?
Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
Okay, fellow white people. We need to talk.
Let me tell you a story: I was an angry punk teenager. Not violent, but I did a shitton of…
literally everything is now a trigger or cultural appropriation and everything is offensive we might as well just not speak or interact or breathe
I second that.
Trying a new place to eat. The Mellow Mushroom. Great pizza
I just supported Firm Trouble Is Here. on @ThunderclapIt
1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.
2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
3. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.
4. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.
5. Always use ‘we’ when referring to your home team or your government.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Don’t underestimate free throws in a game of ‘horse’.
8. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.
9. Don’t dumb it down.
10. You only get one chance to notice a new haircut.
11. If you’re staying more than one night, unpack.
12. Never park in front of a bar.
13. Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly.
14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first boy/girlfriend.
15. Hold your heroes to a high standard.
16. A suntan is earned, not bought.
17. Never lie to your doctor.
18. All guns are loaded.
19. Don’t mention sunburns. Believe me, they know.
20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if it’s only once.
21. Take a vacation of your cell phone, internet, and TV once a year.
22. Don’t fill up on bread, no matter how good.
23. A handshake beats an autograph.
24. Don’t linger in the doorway. In or out.
25. If you choose to go in drag, don’t sell yourself short.
26. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.
27. Never get your hair cut the day of a special event.
28. Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires, and sheets.
29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it.
30. When you’re with new friends, don’t just talk about old friends.
31. Eat lunch with the new kids.
32. When traveling, keep your wits about you.
33. It’s never too late for an apology.
34. Don’t pose with booze.
35. If you have the right of way, take it.
36. You don’t get to choose your own nickname.
37. When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire family.
38. Never push someone off a dock.
39. Under no circumstances should you ask a woman if she’s pregnant.
40. It’s not enough to be proud of your ancestry; live up to it.
41. Don’t make a scene.
42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet is best.
43. Know when to ignore the camera.
44. Never gloat.
45. Invest in good luggage.
46. Make time for your mom on your birthday. It’s her special day, too.
47. When opening presents, no one likes a good guesser.
48. Sympathy is a crutch, never fake a limp.
49. Give credit. Take blame.
50. Suck it up every now and again.
51. Never be the last one in the pool.
52. Don’t stare.
53. Address everyone that carries a firearm professionally.
54. Stand up to bullies. You’ll only have to do it once.
55. If you’ve made your point, stop talking.
56. Admit it when you’re wrong.
57. If you offer to help don’t quit until the job is done.
58. Look people in the eye when you thank them.
59. Thank the bus driver.
60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.
61. Forgive yourself for your mistakes.
62. Know at least one good joke.
63. Don’t boo. Even the ref is somebody’s son.
64. Know how to cook one good meal.
65. Learn to drive a stick shift.
66. Be cool to younger kids. Reputations are built over a lifetime.
67. It’s okay to go to the movies by yourself.
68. Dance with your mother/father.
69. Don’t lose your cool. Especially at work.
70. Always thank the host.
71. If you don’t understand, ask before it’s too late.
72. Know the size of your boy/girlfriend’s clothes.
73. There is nothing wrong with a plain t-shirt.
74. Be a good listener. Don’t just wait for your turn to talk.
75. Keep your word.
76. In college, always sit in the front. You’ll stand out immediately.
77. Carry your mother’s bags. She carried you for nine months.
78. Be patient with airport security. They’re just doing their jobs.
79. Don’t be the talker in a movie.
80. The opposite sex likes people who shower.
81. You are what you do, not what you say.
82. Learn to change a tire.
83. Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead of them.
84. An hour with grandparents is time well spent. Ask for advice when you need it.
85. Don’t litter.
86. If you have a sister, get to know her boyfriend. Your opinion is important.
87. You won’t always be the strongest or the fastest. But you can be the toughest.
88. Never call someone before 9am or after 9pm.
89. Buy the orange properties in Monopoly.
90. Make the little things count.
91. Always wear a bra at work.
92. There is a fine line between looking sultry and slutty. Find it.
93. You’re never too old to need your mom.
94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the first date, commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kill.
95. Know the words to your national anthem.
96. Your dance moves might not be the best, but I promise making a fool of yourself is more fun than sitting on the bench alone.
97. Smile at strangers.
98. Make goals.
99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime.
100. If you have to fight, punch first and punch hard.
a high school teacher’s list of 100 wisest words (via silhouettesofspilledink)
There are a lot of words to describe this Game of Thrones blooper reel.
And one of them is EPIC.
Pacific Rim has a Build-Your-Own-Jaeger feature on their website. Some folks haven’t taken it as seriously as I suspect the PR folks thought they would.
CANADA WE ARE ALWAYS SO SORRY
HOLY SHIT I FOUND EVEN MORE.
They just keep getting better..when I feel down, I look for this post
I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense
“Who are they?” “What’s going on?” I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FILM AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, I DID NOT WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT.
This.
A little experiment with resin. They will be made into magnets.
The fish are made from polymer clay and the “water” is resin. The octopuses glow in the dark.
These are really cool!
Dragon Ramblings 