Tap water: You’re walking around annoying everyone by saying in a loud Larry David voice, “That’s right, nothing like a glass of that good ol’ tap! WATAHHHH!”
Water from a Brita pitcher: When someone goes to take a glass of water straight from the tap, you look at him as though he’s just…
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A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”
I cry of laughter everytime I watch this.
what the fuclk did i just watch
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OH MY GOD THIS IS PERF
ITS BACK
FLAILS.
I HAVE A DIRE NEED
Love this
Bizarre but kinda sweet too
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LOOK AT THIS BABY
LOOK AT HER
LOOK
A baby with tempo, not temper…
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Yes!!!!!!This is me!
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what happened to you
everyone: are you sick
me: IT’S MY FACE
“When I got into the music industry a majority of female artists I’d seen were trying to regurgitate an ideal of the female image. They were trying to be almost a replica of what was popular. I just found that to be very boring and dishonest. I just wanted to be in control of my clothes. I wanted that choice. That’s the only thing that I’m saying. Women should not be marginalized. We shouldn’t play into the sexism.” – Janelle Monae [x[
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let’s be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it’s okay you’ll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON’T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
describing eye colors isn’t actually v helpful as a description??? talk about the makeup smeared on the left side, the lines under their eyes, the sloppily cut hair obscuring their eyes from view, how bloodshot or sunken they seem in the face, how wide they go at the slightest sound, how glassy and unblinking they seem, how they’re always darting away
all of that tells me a bit more about the character than whatever shade of gemstone they most resemble, seriously
I want it!!!!
http://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/97136850/stream?client_id=3cQaPshpEeLqMsNFAUw1Q?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
why am i just discovering this now when it was uploaded 8 months ago
this is insane
‘Q.U.E.E.N’ by Janelle Monae ft. Erykah Badu is my new jam.
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/dragonangel517/77122191752/tumblr_n0q64gmtC71qexat9?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals
i cant believe this
What if Doctor Who was an American show?
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‘What if Doctor Who was an American Show’ fan casting.
I find this very unnerving.
Erin,lookee
‘Pumpin Blood’ by NONONO is my new jam.
how am I supposed to reread that and enjoy something I used to LOVE knowing she wished she hadn’t written it?
beautiful
Yeah if you haven’t seen “Kung Fu Hustle”, stop whatever you’re doing and go watch that shit.
Forgot about this great movie!!
Adventures in pen-paling(part one)
I never did the pen pal thing when I was young. Tried when I was in my late twenties, met some …interesting people, but no one I instantly bonded with and became lifelong corresponding bff’s.
Now I am fifty, and feeling the need for someone to talk to on…
How I felt the last two mornings.
HEY EVERYONE, I NEED YOUR HELP!!!
The pictures above are all of my mom, Teacher Lee. She runs a completely free developmental preschool. Her program targets the 49% of children in San Diego that can’t afford to attend conventional preschools and it is open to ANY children. Parents and caregivers are required to attend the classes because an important part of her program is to tech parents how they can turn every day activities into learning experiences that can help the child develop the skills they will need to be successful in kindergarten.
NOW, here is what I need from you! Teacher Lee’s program is absolutely DESPERATE for funding! She is currently up for a grant from FedEx, but in order to win, she needs people to vote for her. It would mean so much to me, and to her, if you went and voted once a day and shared this post with your followers. She has dedicated her life to this cause for so many years, and she needs all the help she can get. The link below will take you to the page where you can vote. It will only take a moment, so please, please help!!!!
http://smallbusinessgrant.fedex.com/Gallery/Detail/da6a6cb8-13aa-4c1a-8c9c-52fbf04b505b/
If you want to learn more about Teacher Lee and her program, you can visit her website
I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! THANK YOU FOR HELPING MY FAMILY!
Limora is a good friend of mine, whose mom is a goddess with a cause. Hope you all can take a second to help!
wow! 522 notes and she only has 265 votes??? come guys! it TWO clicks!
You can vote once per day til Feb 23!
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