vodka-pale:

Must follow everyone below Like this post Or Reblog this post (more chances of being promoted) MUST BE FOLLOWING:

• rechained
• unblemishing
• lovemichelle
• luxiv
• rnare

WINNERS PROMOTED TO LOADS OF DASHBOARDS! Please do not try to be sneaky & not follow us all because we DO check. We ALWAYS do our promos!

LIARS = BLOCKED

ever-lovin-blue-eyed-dork:

shsl-flower:

GIVEAWAY TIME

So, I have a Bamboo Splash drawing tablet that I got for my birthday about two months ago. Unfortunately, even with ridiculous amounts of practice, I still can’t even draw a line that isn’t wobbly. So I decided to stick to my sketchbooks, and hold a giveaway!

RULES:

-You do not have to be following me. But if you do, I will include a sketch/painting of your favorite character from ANY series in the package. (Also, I post a lot of SNK, Dangan Ronpa, and Homestuck).
-You can reblog as much as you want, just please be considerate of your followers.
-Likes count too.
-No giveaway blogs. I will check.
-THIS GIVEAWAY WILL END DECEMBER 1ST. Because I don’t want to wait too long, but I also want to give as many people as possible a chance to enter. And I think it would make a nice Christmas present.

-Unfortunately, this will only be for US/CANADA, because shipping is really expensive. And you will have to be comfortable giving me your address.
-I will message the winner, and they will have 48 hours to respond. I will only announce the winner if they say I can.

Good luck, everyone!

😀 *fingers corssed*

shelaghbonhamcarter:

pugmuncher:

freethehouseelves:

fiiniick:

thefoxxybenedict:

loonylunalovegood97:

Don’t know what’s funnier. Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines, or Bellatrix with a coffee, making fun of Voldy

or the fact that Voldemort is just calming having a conversation with a muggle

I’m in love with this gif

i’m in love with the reactions. 

-dies-

It’s on my dash again! Forever reblog. 

sallydonovan:

Sherlock as a sitcom (requested by sherlockkun)

It’s Britain’s favourite odd couple (“We’re not a couple!!!”) in an all-new sitcom this fall season! What do you get when put together an unlucky army doctor and the world’s greatest detective in one tiny old flat? Anything but domestic bliss! Watch John Watson’s adventures in love, employment and trying to keep his awful friend colleague under control when he’s bored! Watch Sherlock Holmes deal with stupid ordinary people, his brother’s inability to inhale without consuming at least 2,000 calories of food, and that creepy IT guy at the hospital (what is his deal?)!

When two flatmates try to make their crazy lives a little domestic, the most hilarious antics ensue! Haha! Oh Sherlock! Get off that roof!

I would so watch this!

the-in-the:

can we all just please remember that this photo exists

Oh,my!

entertainmentweekly:

Figured this deserved its own post.

joehillsthrills:

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

was-sammyheughan-deactivated201:

We’re property. They patented us.

thefrogman:

Dragon Dance Revolution (DDR) by Jayce [website | twitter | deviantart]

thefrogman:

On a dark and stormy Friday, way back in the year 1492, a young lad by the name of Jesus Marvin Christ was preparing for his execution. He was to be hung on a crucifix until the life drained from his body.

Don’t worry, things get happier… right after the whipping part. And the part where they mock him and give him a crown of thorns. And the part where he had to carry his cross up a big hill. And the part where they gave him putrid wine and Jesus was like, “nah, I don’t drink.” Then there was the part where they jabbed him with a spear. And of course there was the whole dying thing.

They called this day “Good Friday” …because of course they did.

Skip ahead, skip ahead… here are the happy bits…

Sunday came. Jesus’ body was just laying in a tomb, being all dead and stuff. Jesus and God were sitting up in heaven watching football. Jesus didn’t know a thing about football and kept asking God annoying questions.

“Why do they call it a football? They barely use their feet. And aren’t balls round? They should call it a ‘mini hand-zeppelin’ or something.”

God couldn’t take it anymore, so he decided it was time to resurrect Jesus back to Earth. Now a lot of people like to joke and say that because Jesus rose from the dead, he must be a zombie. Not true. God filled his innards with robot parts and downloaded his consciousness into a 50 petabyte holographic storage device located in the left buttcheek. I know, the head would have been the logical place to put the consciousness, but the laser eyes took up too much room. 

So robot Jesus activated and sat up in the tomb. It was pretty dark in there, so he turned on his night vision. He came to the entrance and found that some jerk had placed a giant boulder there. Thankfully, God had replaced his nipples with hellfire missiles. Just as he was about to fire, a bunny hopped in front of him. He was like, “Dammit bunny, I almost killed you with my nipple missiles!” 

Jesus used his magic finger rays on the bunny. His intention was to magically transport the bunny to safety. Instead, the bunny just sat there and glowed for a while. Jesus hadn’t read the manual for the magic finger rays and didn’t really know what he was doing. All of the sudden the bunny laid an egg.

“Dammit… I really need to figure out this magic stuff or Dad’s going to start calling me a muggle again.”

Holding the bunny safely under his arm, Jesus fired his hellfire nipple missiles and blasted the stone from the tomb entrance. His disciples heard the explosion and gathered around, staring at the tomb opening. As the dust cleared, a figure could be seen walking forth. Jesus stepped out into the light, looked at his followers, and said, “I’m back, bitchez!”

The people were filled with joy and praised him loudly.

One of them spoke to Jesus and said… ”Did that bunny just lay an egg?”